'facebook'

 

Life is funny - 5

Bro, in his secondary school having a public speaking class.

'Facebook' was his topic.

Bro : Dear 'facebooking' Students, Honourable Teachers, Concerned Parents and Our respectable Principal, a very good morning to you all. (Everyone clapping)

Bro : Thank you. 'Facebook'. What a trendy and closer to our hearts topic.

Bro : Dear students, who said 'facebook' is very addictive, abusive and harmful to us?

Bro : Is it addictive?

Students : Oh noooo.... (In chorus)

Bro : let me say this. Our parents know better than anyone else about 'facebook' indeed. If not, why do they send us to school for? Have you ever wonder, why are we coming to school everyday? What are we doing in the school everyday?

Bro : Aren't we coming to school everyday to 'facebook'? and mind you, not one but few as per timetable. So, who in his right frame of mind would dare to say that, too much 'facebook' is harmful and addictive. Is it harmful?

Students : Yeeees.... (In chorus)

Bro : Is it addictive?

Students : Nooooo..... (In chorus)

Bro : If addictive, isn't it a pleasant addiction! So, let's 'facebook' as much as we can and also whenever the time permits.

HAPPY FACEBOOK

Students : (bursted into boisterous laughter and gave a long round of applause)

Teachers : (Grinned from ear to ear and glanced surreptitiosly at their Principal)

Parents : (stone faced as ever and fumed internally with anger)

Principal : (searched for Bro's class teacher in the crowd and walked slowly to her office with her hands locked at her back)