Covid Comedy (In Malaysian Slang)

 

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Covid Comedy

Cast : Tony, Ah Chong & Bro (Socially distanced)

Neighbourhood car park

(All three are somber and sad due to MCO)

Ah Chong : Come on lah bradder. (Brother).. Why, so dull and sad. Yesterday my Taoist master quoted James Allen, "As a man thinketh in his heart so is he... Disease and health, like circumstances, are rooted in thoughts. You can't change your circumstances but you can change your thoughts." So, let's not live in fear of disease to draw it towards us. We only think of good and positive thoughts.

Tony : Wow.. who is talking lah!.. But, sounds logic also. Ok.. ok.. Let's be positive and happy. Bro, 'Thanks god, it's 'Malam Jumaat mah!!!' Anything special lah Bro?..

Bro : Podaah Tony... Since MCO, my Aunty cooks 'Non Hamsup' food only... Rasam, Dhaal, Vegi soup, Sothi and so on... Strictly No Garlic, No Onion, No Drumstick lah.. Now, not only my tongue is dead, you know?..

Tony : Alamak... Like that, sure die lah... How about you, Ah Chong?

Ah Chong : Lagi teruk lah (worst still) Tony... My Ah Soh, everyday ask me to go and buy toilet rolls. Everywhere no stock, where to buy? Night comes only, long face some more. Last time all ah, she only took out her denture after I fall as sleep you know. Now after MCO, she comes in only, no denture. Like that, where got mood? Drama queen...

Bro : Leceh lah like that. You Tony, 'Hamsup' fellow... Everyday, 'shiok.. shiok'..

Tony : My foot 'shiok.. shiok..' Since MCO, a new poster hanging on my bedroom wall, reads..."shhh.. touch me not..."

Bro : Goodness gracious... Maybe, this is what their understanding of 'social distance' ah?.. Like that how lah?..

Tony : How some more? Back to our good old teenage days lah...

Ah Chong & Bro : What... (in chorus)

Tony : Good habits die hard mah...

Ah Chong & Bro : Ha.. ha... ha..ha..